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Page Ranking


I found out that when I typed "Presstag" in google search page, it was ranked the first. Therefore, I wanted to check what is Presstag's overall ranking.

First, I tried with Google's Page Rank Checker at here.
But, Presstag only obtained 2/10 of the overall ranks as shown below:

Interesting... :)

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Adult Jokes - to brighten your day

Got this email recently and I found it quite amusing and would like to share it in my blog.

A judge asked a woman on why she wanted a divorce.
She answered, "Your Honor, he knew I'm a vegetarian and yet he still insists on putting his meat in my mouth."


Woman: "Doc, an ant entered my vagina, can you please take it out".
Doctor removes her panties and start making love.
Woman: "What are you doing?"
Doctor: "This is the only way to drown the bastard!"


Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
Answer: Your SALARY. It comes once a month, lasts 3 - 4 days & if it doesn't come you are in deep trouble!


A lady visited her doctor again.
The Dr. said: You look more sick & exhausted than before. Are you having 3 meals a day as I advised?
Lady: WHAT? I thought you said 3 MALES a day!!!!


Women asked God to make The Penis Pretty.
GOD Said "No way; Now As It Is, The Penis is so ugly & U still Suck It.   If  I make it Pretty You'll Eat It up!!


A nun went for a urine test. The sample got mixed up. When the doctor told her she was pregnant, she cried and said, "Shit, we can't even trust cucumber anymore.!"


A boy pulls down his pants in front of a girl & asked " Do yo have this? "
The girl lifted up her skirt & said, "My mom said with this I can have a lot of THAT!"


Schoolgirl: "I do not want to take the SEX EDUCATION".
Class Teacher: " Why not?"
Schoolgirl: "Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be ORAL!"


Mother asks daughter, how is married life?
Daughter shyly says like BRITISH AIRWAYS.
Mother reads the advertisement & is shocked.
It says
"7 DAYS A WEEK, TWICE A DAY, BOTH WAYS!"


What is the STRONGEST muscle?
TONGUE - It can raise a woman's hip with just one lick!.
The lightest muscle?
PENIS! It can be raised by a woman's tongue!


Lady Immigration officer asked a Korean tourist: "Name?"
"Park Yu."
0fficer become angry & shouted back:  "FUCK YOU! Now what's your full name?"
Korean replied: "PARK YU TOO!!"

Man to wife: Business is bad, if you learn how to cook we can remove servant.
Wife: ASSHOLE! If you learn how to fuck, we can remove driver, gardener & watchman..


COCK say to his two BALLS: I am going to take you with me to a party.
BALLS said: You big fucking liar. You always get INSIDE and leave us hanging OUTSIDE!



A baby dog asked mama dog how papa look like?
Mama dog's reply: How I know. Your papa came from behind & I didn't have chance to see his face!"


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A sign of my longevity?


It started exactly 2 weeks ago (14 days). I've been having some kind of pain in my abdomen. Its a pain that occurs internally especially the stomach. Initially, the pain was kinda like making me have the urge to go to the toilet. And I thought its another food poisoning or over-eating symptom. Ironically, no business was done when I went to the toilet. I mean I did not have have any diarrhea. So I thought again maybe its stomach-wind.

However, on the first night, the pain causes me not having a good night sleep. The stomach even bloated and cramped at times. The next day, I opt to try traditional Chinese medication tablet that was meant to cure stomachache, stomach-wind, indigestion and diarrhea. But, that second night the pain got severe, till making me having a sleepless night!

So, on the third day, I tried ENO (gastro-intestinal) made by GlaxoSmithKline Malaysia. I also tried 100plus. But the pain still there! 24 hours a day! I could not feel any hunger due to the pain already assimilated to my routine. Moreover, on that day, I am having a flight to another state.

Immediately after the plane landed, I went to a clinic for consultation. That doctor was not very sure the cause of that pain. Because I am having a pain in the stomach, but I did not have any diarrhea. I took my meal regularly and even after I've taken the meal the pain is still there which he assume might not be gastric. And I am having my holiday that time and he thought might not be caused by anxiety or stress. Eventually he thought of several causes such as food indigestion,  food poisoning, gastric, toxic gaseous in the stomach, anxiety and stomach cramp. So he prescribed me with pain killer, tablets that will make me pass out the toxic gases, stomach cramp pills, and gastric pills. It cost me RM30!!

Unfortunately, after taking the pills, the pain was still there. Fortunately, due to the pain killer tablets, the pain subsides - only for a few hours.

And so, the pain goes on and I planned to finish the medication prescribed by the doctor before seeking for second opinion. To my surprise, whenever I feel the pain in the abdomen, I ate Pringles and the pain goes away!

After about a week, there was no tablets left. It come to my senses that the pain that I am experiencing might be excessive irregular secretion of the stomach acid. The pain only occurs at certain time of the day. Especially in the morning and at night. Every morning, I would be awaken by the pain (automatic morning alarm). I was wondering why the pain is still there. I'm afraid that this might be an early symptom of Gastro-oesophageal disease or GORD

So, today I went to consult another doctor. What the doctor said this time is almost similar to the previous one. She could not identify the exact cause or the type of disease because her clinic lacks the tools to diagnose the abdomen. And any wound in the stomach would certainly cure after 2 weeks. She wanted to refer me to specialist but she said since my symptom was so common, the specialist might not take my case seriously and might prescribed me with some medication to see what is the progress.

In the end, she said that I might have to take gastric pills regularly and monitor the recovery progress. And if the pain persisted for more than 1-2 years then she will refer me to specialist for further treatment.

These are the pills....more than 100 tablets...but fortunately, some only need to be taken when needed.

Bitter sweets....
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Pyongyang Restaurant @ Seri Kembangan


Location:  
No. 5-1, Jalan SP 2/9, Taman Serdang Perdana, Seksyen 2, 43300 Seri Kembangan, Selangor, Malaysia.
Type: 
Traditional Korean restaurant (non-halal)
Operating Hours:
6:00pm to 11:00pm (Monday), 11:00am to 10:00pm (Tuesday to Sunday)
Contact:603-89431789

One of my friend named Black Bean brought me to this Pyongyang Restaurant during my internship recently. They serve traditional Korean foods which I think was originated from North Korea. It cost about RM60 for both of us but worth it!

The food here is very unique. I mean really unique! It will make you wondering what you are actually inserting into your mouth, chewed and swallowed into your stomach. You won't even know what you are eating!!

What you can do is relax, enjoy the surprises of the foods served and have a taste that you will remember as your first...

The cover of the menu. KORYO!!! (ok..What is koryo??) Koryo generally mean an era between 935 till 1392 where Korean starts to develop its cultural during this period. Actually there are a few version of what Koryo mean. Koryo or Koryo ?
 The view when you entered the restaurant. One word popped up in my mind. What is the floating giant hose hanging above the table which looked like an elephant trunk?
 Its actually a hose that sucks out the smokes that were produced during the frying and BBQ-ing of the Korean foods. (Really looked like an elephant trunk....)
 Ok...another weird tools on the table. They have this utensils (don't know what it called) on each table which act as a kitchen for every customer - to cook
 The waitresses placed the plate, cup and a wet napkin (inside the gold packet on the right) in front of you. Oh ya, forgot to mention, the waitresses and chefs here are pure Korean. They serve every customers politely and with elegant smile. I've heard that sometimes they will put on Korean traditional dress when serving the customers.  ^^
 Kangryong Green Tea which rumored as a very healthy tea that cures certain sickness and rejuvenate the body. (a full list of its capability was actually written behind of this ad card)
 The menu....you will see all sort of dishes. Written there "mushroom" but the picture looks like "keropok" (tidbits). Written there "prawn salad" but it looked like "fried scramble eggs". One advice, just try it! (but beware of the price). When you are ordering it, just point it to the waitress. Unless you know Korean language. :)
 Complementary dishes. On the left side-top is some sort of vegetable, second from the top is kimchi and below it is some sort of fermented vegetable which will warm up your taste buds. On the right side-top is potato. Right side second from the top is onion and below of it is cabbage/salad.
Burning charcoal will be placed inside here.
 The BBQ grills placed on top of it and ready for cooking
 A complicated and delicate process and the meat is expensive, so instead of letting the customers burning the foods the waitress will cook for you - live!
 There...this is how a professional barbeque. The meat is well marinated and cut into thin slices. The smoke is sucked out using that elephant trunk. Even I am right in front of this grilling process, I am completely save from smoke, heat and splashes of hot oil. Maybe a little.
 Before...
After...
 Taste like a kind of dough. Chewy but tasty and its filling.
Rice wrapped around by seaweeds which looks like sushi but with unique taste. "Healthy and Delicious" is the motto of this restaurant which I think its true. All the foods in the menu is very healthy. Less oil, less fats, more protein, more vitamins, more calcium, more vegetables.....(ok...too exaggerated)
 Alright....lets view some live video of the cooking process...

video
 Don't question about the quality of the video. Don't ask me why I rotated the camera.
Other specialties at Pyongyang Restaurant:
Tzajang Noodle, Fried Dumpling, Fried Bean Curd, Fried Glass Noodle with Mixed Vegetable, Pancake, Frozen Potato Cake, Marinated Stew Ox Stomach, Fish Kimchi

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~SHABU SHABU~


Do you know what is the meaning of shabu shabu (しゃぶしゃぶ)
Shabu shabu is a type of japanese hot pot or steamboat.

There are a lot of shabu shabu restaurant in Malaysia and the one I went is at Bandar Puteri Puchong. Do not mistake it with the Nagomi Shabu Shabu! They are completely different!

Look! With RM27.85 you can enjoy an all-you-can-eat buffet style of Japanese steamboat!

Shabu Shabu Buffet City@Bandar Puteri Puchong
One person one steamer/boiler
 Moving conveyor tray style of buffet stimboat
 Temperature control
 A waiter wearing a hat will serve special dishes
 Some kind of onion-chilly sauce on the left
 Fish balls
 Free tissue paper
 Octopus Paul...haha
 The best dish at there. Thin slices of pork, so thin that you just need to dip it into the steamboat and it'll cooked and ready to be served.
 WARNING!
 Last but not least....the BILL!

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Meiji Hello Panda

Its been a long time since I last update my blog. A lot of gastronomic food encounter and mesmerizing events happened for the past few months. I did update the photos in my facebook but did not update my blog due to laziness. Sorry to all my readers. For some warm up...I'll blog about what I just bought.

Its Hello Panda biscuits with choco cream from Meiji. Guess how much is this.....its RM17.80!!! Quite expensive i admit and I don't even know why I bought it eventually. Maybe all my peers are recommending it to me and each and everyone of them bought it and thus, I followed!



I do not know what is it initially....


I open it up.....



and....ta da~

Its a type of biscuit where the chocolate will flow out of it when the outer layer of the crunchy biscuit was crunched. After the first taste of the biscuit I realised that I've eaten it somewhere before in the past.

WARNING: Its an ADDICTIVE biscuit!! Once you eat you'll never stop! :)

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